Jenny ([info]along_came_jen) wrote in [info]wtf_on_crack,
2006-03-13 10:42:00
  • Mood: THRILLED, clearly
Oh, God.

"Vince Vaughn is a big guy. At 6'5" and 220 pounds or so the hunky American actor is a presence. So when he told his sweetie Jennifer Aniston to put on just a bit of weight, she was surprised, but a report claims she was also thrilled."

Thrilled? Thrilled? Does this look like the face of someone who's THRILLED?



Although I suppose it'd make sense with the whole baby thing-

NO.

*grumbles*

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[info]pulling_faces

March 13 2006, 11:58:29 UTC 6 years ago

Twenty pounds? Twenty pounds?

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 12:51:34 UTC 6 years ago

I know!

I should just go buy a mumu now and give up on life all together.

[info]pulling_faces

March 13 2006, 13:34:58 UTC 6 years ago

Well, let's not be hasty. But still, that's hardly a healthy lifestyle sort of thing.

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 15:02:38 UTC 6 years ago

I don't even know where I'm going to put twenty pounds. Maybe if I were a few inchest taller or-

...*looks down at her chest* OK, that might work.

[info]pulling_faces

March 13 2006, 15:23:00 UTC 6 years ago

Okay, that would be disturbing. In a Japanese animation kind of way.

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 15:33:51 UTC 6 years ago

Well I'm not hearing any better ideas here, Bettany.

[info]pulling_faces

March 13 2006, 15:44:09 UTC 6 years ago

Hmmm.

Put it in your lips.

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 15:46:18 UTC 6 years ago

Big lips are Brad's kink, not mine.

[info]pulling_faces

March 13 2006, 15:47:21 UTC 6 years ago

RIGHT. Right. Sorry. Who wants to kiss a jar of marshmallow whip, anyway?

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 15:51:22 UTC 6 years ago

Again, that would be Brad.

This? Isn't helping, sweetheart.

[info]pulling_faces

March 13 2006, 15:59:07 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, helping? I was supposed to be helping? That's different. Darling, I will feed you milkshakes until you have to pee every fifteen minutes, you're so full.

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 16:09:33 UTC 6 years ago

...I think I prefered it when you weren't helping, actually.

[info]pulling_faces

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[info]_heres_jonny

March 13 2006, 15:22:50 UTC 6 years ago

No one said it had to go to your feckin washboard stomach now did one.

Right?

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 15:34:40 UTC 6 years ago

No, the baby should ruin them all on its own.

[info]_heres_jonny

March 13 2006, 22:57:33 UTC 6 years ago

Ah, right. Sorry. Hey, did you see Liv Tyler? SHE has a feckin flat stomach now! After giving birth! See? I meant it in a good feckin sense, not offending so I'd like to have my face staying intact thank you.

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 23:02:26 UTC 6 years ago

For every Liv there's a Britney, darling, and why does every one think I'm going to hurt them? I've hardly ever never punched anyone who didn't deserve it.

Do I give off an angry vibe, honey? Is that it?

Well? Is it?

[info]_heres_jonny

March 13 2006, 23:21:11 UTC 6 years ago

Ah, but would you ever place yourself in the same level as Britney feckin Spears? Thought not.

You, uh, seem to have many good reasons to be, uh, slightly discontent, is all. *phew*

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 23:55:11 UTC 6 years ago

Of course not, my marriage might have gone out in blaze of adulterous glory and my last two films might have tanked spectacularly, but I'm still better thank Britney. Poor girl.

Oh. Well. That's true...I guess.

[info]ironist_adam

March 13 2006, 15:44:16 UTC 6 years ago

*winces* Oh, thank god I'm a guy.

*gives you cheesecake*

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 15:48:49 UTC 6 years ago

*huffs and eats the cheesecake*
*moodily*

[info]ironist_adam

March 13 2006, 16:05:34 UTC 6 years ago

*pats your hand* The food will make you sweeter, apparently.

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 16:07:49 UTC 6 years ago

*GLARES* Are you saying I'm not sweet already?

[info]ironist_adam

March 13 2006, 16:16:37 UTC 6 years ago

*meep* You're very sweet! So sweet! Sweetest person I've ever met!!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

[info]along_came_jen

March 13 2006, 17:32:03 UTC 6 years ago

I thought you might say that.

*notices she's eaten all the cheesecake.* Ah, crap.

[info]ironist_adam

March 13 2006, 18:12:14 UTC 6 years ago

*motions for his Jews to get you another pie* Looooove you. *pushes pie toward you*
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